madlori:

sherlockspeare:

miwakosher:

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0„20809605,00.html

Entertainment WEEKLY

That first pic. I like it. Immensely.

The chess one tho…

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger:

prufrocking:

thegestianpoet:

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

image“nailed it.”

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And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

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he literally painted adam and steve

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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rhettandlink:

collegehumor:

Click for more: The 35 Most Photogenic Goats on Instagram

I don’t mean to gloat (but I do mean to goat).

Great list.

(Source: College Humor)

burpywatermelons:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

(Source: getgoose)

(Source: emma-swans)

butteredveggies:

itsnosecretimanangel:

alphets:

This used to come on Disney.

Lmao

Bruh

(Source: afirahs)

stanleykowalsky:

Zachary made him look like an angel between the devils. Turns out, that Oliver was the worst of them. Good work, Quinto. I’d never quess that. 

lovefromtwiggs:

Friendly reminder that the man who wrote Let it Go and other lovely songs from Frozen also wrote the beautiful songs entitled:

The Internet is For Porn
Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
Everything Comes Down to Poo
If You Were Gay 
I Am Africa
Hasa Diga Eebowai

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus